Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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