their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
