some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My brain says no but my pants say off.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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