I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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