Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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