What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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