This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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