it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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