hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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