I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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