is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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