I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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