I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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