I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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