from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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