Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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