he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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