She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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