I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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