windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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