Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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