Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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