i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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