Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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