I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
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lol I'm loving the first reply "wanna hang out?"...
sounds like a quote from
"4 Weddings and a Funeral"
the highlight of attending a wedding is mos def the meaningless sex. go get em'
sounds like me. i'm a bridesmaid in a wedding i don't support.
I think this was from a nun.
i wonder if it was the bride or groom saying this
Self-aware and fun. My kinda girl!
Sounds like last weeks wedding and my plan for this weeks wedding
hmmm i think your going to the same wedding as my parents.
You have to be carefull with the Altar Boys
If You dont wrap them with Duct tape first
I mean, I wouldn't marry you... but your story is a fucking turn on
why dont we just pretend im was at the reception?
Let me guess, this whore from the 909 wears too much eyeliner and has bleached blonde hair? Wow! I just described 98% of the whores out there!
That's my favorite part of the entire wedding.