3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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