BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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