goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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