her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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