I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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