I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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