i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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