Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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