it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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