Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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