she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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