i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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