Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN