We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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