just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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Feels good to catch something you don't have to go see the doctor to get rid of for a change, doesn't it?
ooh..you sassy bitch(reow)
I have no idea what you look like but somehow I have a mental image and it's something like Austin Powers... ya know, when he's on all fours and pawing at the girl.... PLEASE tell me you don't look like Austin Powers. LOL
alot like the agent who got fisted by smith in the matrix movie only 10 years younger with a buzz cut...and nowhere near as nicely dressed
Umm, yeah so I know this is bad and I'm sad for not knowing, but I've never watched any of the matrix movies... Can you do me a favor and give me your email? I could tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you. Quite frankly, I'm too pretty for jail and I don't want to be someone's bitch sooo... your email please :-D
Wow nunu, you're getting hit on a lot! Hmmmm, but I don't compete for guys or Chase them. I'm worth them pursuing me and you know my opinion of you. :-P
Go, San Francisco!