I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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