It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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