I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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