are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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