it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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