Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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