i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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