...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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