hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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