Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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