all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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