i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Well, at least it wasn't hanging out of your butt, again...Dave.
How were you able to send a text if you're taped to the bed?
I think the quality of this night depends entirely on whether or not the condom was used.
yeah dude s&m doesnt work if youre playing both roles..in fact regular sex doesnt work if youre playing both roles.
Obviously the sex sucked
hmmm...or, something went very right? trying to look on the bright side....
Or someone thinks you have herpes but was desperate and banged u anyways
Jedi mind power, obviously!
I have that same problem.. Minus the condom... Forget to use=bad
Quit dating Ren Faire girls!
yeah....but u have access to you phone? fuckin retard
I love you said8ED will you marry me
sucks fot you dude
Get in line zachneedg2!
How did you manage to text that...? Just curious... Though, why this person abandoned you in such a manner... That probably peaks my interest slightly more.
thanks for the correction, amigo. Had I been sober, I would have probably not done that. I just noticed I even wrote something on this text.. both, slightly sad to admit. Haha
You are a fucking moron. You are stupid. You suck at life.
Sounds like something went right.
Yet you can text....it's the new way of saying you should have wrapped it, you now have HIV. Congrats.