she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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