we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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