So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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