Porn is love you can see.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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