Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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