we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
